What if you had one shot to summon history’s greatest heroes …And then just hang out with them for a bit? Like, you know, do whatever it is you wish you could with them. Not like sexual stuff. Gross! They’re dead people. They have a word for that, you know. Necrophilia. It’s not cool. Not cool at all.
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9. Chris Farley and the cocaine conveyor belt
8. Some crazy shit I don’t understand with Marlon Brando
7. Help Teddy Roosevelt strangle/honor a great beast
6. Pick up prostitutes with Babe Ruth
5. Clubbin’ and rubbin’ with Groucho Marx
4. Get real with Orson Welles
3. Watch silently as Alfred Hitchcock gardens
2. Lead a RoboCop-style attack on Fox News targeting Bill O’Reilly with John Lennon
1. Let Elvis Presley finally go to the bathroom